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princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

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